personal information

This site will collect and maintain personal information provided by its users, including their names, addresses, mobile telephone numbers, email addresses, and so forth. You don’t have to give this information to us if you don’t want to, but just so you know, you might not be able to take advantage of all our site’s spectacular features. Also, if you’re under 18, we’re obligated to tell you that you should be using this site only with a parent or guardian’s permission hahaha.

usage and analytics data

We collect information and analytics from your browser during your visit to our site to give us insight into how our users access and utilize our site, and to get a feel for whether our site traffic is picking up what we’re puttin’ down. The data is only valuable to us for internal purposes, including troubleshooting and improving our site’s functionality.


This website uses cookies to enhance our site’s functionality. Most web browsers are initially set up to accept cookies. You can reset your web browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. Please note, however, that certain features of the site might not function if you delete or disable cookies. This site’s cookies do not and cannot infiltrate your hard drive to access or collect any information stored there. They don’t know how, and neither do we, and also we don’t even care what is on your hard drive.


Another way we might use your personal information, obviously, is for shipping and order fulfillment purposes. Make sure that you want us to have this information for you before you give it to us. We’ll definitely need it if you want us to send you clothes.

customer support

We may also collect or require user information or personal information in order to handle support or service inquiries like dealing with payment or shipping issues and that kind of thing. We may ask for your contact information for following up with you to make sure you’re doing great and to see how you’re rocking our socks off, literally. Except we don’t sell socks at the moment.

General announcements

We might use your information without displaying your personal details when we make general announcements about how our website is being utilized or the type of traffic we’re receiving. The real focus will be on celebrating our successes, and no one has to know you shop here if you don’t want them to.

third-party service providers

We will definitely be passing along some personal details and your payment information to our third-party payment processors and shipping service providers. It’s just necessary to send you your product, and we’re sure you understand. Even though we’re sharing this information with them, we still hold your personal information in the highest regard and share it with no malicious intent. We trust these companies to keep your info secure.

compliance with laws

The Company cooperates with government and law enforcement officials to enforce and comply with the law. We may therefore disclose personal information, usage data, message data, and any other information about you, if we deem that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process (such as a subpoena or court order), or enforceable governmental request; (b) enforce the Terms of Use, including investigation of potential violations thereof; (c) detect, prevent, or otherwise address fraud, security or technical issues; or (d) protect against harm to the rights, property or safety of the Company, its users or the public, as required or permitted by law.


We operate using necessary measures to ensure the security of your personal information as entered on our domain, but it’s impossible for us to completely guarantee that user data will be immune from malicious attack or compromise. You should know that your transmission of personal data to us is done at your own risk.

storage and maintenance of data

We store your data and information in the United States, and therefore your information is subject to the laws of the United States of America, regardless of your data’s country of origin.

updating user info

You are allowed to correct, update, or change your personal information, or adjust or cease the frequency with which you receive communications from our company. You can disable your account whenever you want to, in accordance with our Terms of Use.

changes to the privacy policy

We may make changes to this privacy policy from time-to-time because, let’s be honest, we probably forgot something, and also that’s our right as a company with a website. We will update users of any major changes or notices, but ultimately you are responsible for educating yourself with our policies by reading the info here as you continue to interact with our site. We apologize for how tedious a task that can be.

user data safekeeping

As a grown person, you are responsible for protecting your personal information submitted on this site, including passwords and usernames, so that no one may assume your identity or communicate with you against your will. Or purchase clothing for themselves without your permission.

As a general policy, we use personal information and message data for internal purposes only. We do not sell or rent information about you. We will not disclose personal information or message data to third parties without your consent, except as explained in this Privacy Policy.